Alright Evansville… It’s that time of year to go a full week pretending like calories don’t exist, because it’s almost Fall Festival week! You might be wondering what fresh fried delicacy is waiting for you this year. If you’re like me, you might like to go into the madness with some sort of game plan of what you want to get (hellooo Texas Tenderloin), so for those who like to plan but are significantly more adventurous than me… we got a list together of some of the new items on the menu this year. We don’t know exactly what some of them are, so we put our best guesses forward!
Unicorn Boogers
Booth 1
I’m not going to pretend like I know what this is, but if the name alone doesn’t make you want to buy some then nothing really will. It’s listed under desserts so I’m just going to say it’s probably sweet and I’m going to go out on a limb and say its rainbow colored. Don’t quote me though because I don’t actually know, I’m just guessing. Feel free to disprove me and post a picture of it on here, because I kind of want to know.
Zombie Boogers
Booth 1
Are you maybe more of a Halloween person than a Unicorn person? Cool, then you can try the Zombie Boogers. My guess is they’re green… which I don’t love the idea of, but obviously feel free to try and, again, report back.
Butter Beer Ice Cream Pop
Booth 47
Harry Potter fans, this is what we’ve been waiting for. This might be a new item that I’m actually willing to try. So, Accio Butter Beer Ice Cream Pop!
Frisco Burger
Booth 21
I googled “Frisco” and some Texas stuff came up. So, maybe this will be big? Or hot? I don’t know, but what I do know for sure is that it is listed under ‘beef.’
Cheesy Pig Sticks
Booth 128
These are definitely pork and there’s definitely cheese involved, and I’m taking an educated guess based on my context clues and saying they will be either shaped like sticks or on a stick.
Kielbasa Smoked Sausage With Slaw
Booth 105
Based on my handy dandy Google search, Kielbasa is a Polish sausage. And, that’s all I got for you.
Miller’s BBQ Nachos
Booth 105
Another (presumably) yummy pork option for this year, and on nachos to boot!
Deer Chili/Deer Chili Dog/Deer Chili Curly Fries
Booth 49
Deer Chili anyone? Yes, please!
Bagged Carrots and Celery with Ranch
Booth 52
This is technically not “new” on the Munchie menu, but it’s newly listed as “bagged” and under the “snacks” category. Healthy folks, the menu is looking at you.
Bleu Balls
Booth 118
I really, really hope these are cheese.
Cheesy Billy
Booth 116
Maybe they’re selling a guy named Billy who is covered in cheese. Or maybe my Google search failed me and I have no idea if a Billy is some sort of food that I’m unaware of.
Deep Fried Fat Elvis
Booth 86
I believe this is like a deep fried peanut butter, bacon, and banana sandwich? Maybe?
Deep Fried Fire and Brimstone Bosco Sticks
Booth 17
The name is so dramatic that I sort of want to try it.
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